🤣 most enjoyable Substack ever…I’m entering the Catholic Church this Easter and was beginning to wonder if I should go Eastern Orthodox before it was too late 🧐
Definitely a head scratcher till I got to the end. I guess the St. Hilarius reference should have been a tip off. I shouldn’t read this kind of stuff before having my first cup of coffee. 😂
If it weren’t for the theme of kids movies, Dogma by Kevin Smith could have been added. Blasphemous?…..possibly. Hilarious?……absolutely. Inappropriate?…..110%
You had me until Up hahhah
🤣 most enjoyable Substack ever…I’m entering the Catholic Church this Easter and was beginning to wonder if I should go Eastern Orthodox before it was too late 🧐
🤣 glad that this, at least, is only a phony stumbling block! Congrats on swimming the Tiber, we'll be praying for you this Easter!
Bless you !
Be Byzantine Catholic and be both.
Ah, to late Bethany, I have done the deed!
Lol you had me up until you got to Ratatouille. No way anyone could object to that movie!
My kids have long been grown, so I hadn't seen some of he first movies. But when I got to Ratatouille I knew it had to be an April Fools prank!
You 100% had me going (I didn’t like Soul or Inside Out) until you started in on Coco which I adore - good one, boys!!! Ya got me!
Good one! I was about to unsubscribe, until I got to the end!
The first three were actually pretty accurate. lol Great work!
Pixar: the studio Catholics should avoid most!
I was so ready to battle you over Inside Out until the Up entry made me realize it was April Fools.
Terrific stuff😂 thank you for doing the work!
Definitely a head scratcher till I got to the end. I guess the St. Hilarius reference should have been a tip off. I shouldn’t read this kind of stuff before having my first cup of coffee. 😂
If it weren’t for the theme of kids movies, Dogma by Kevin Smith could have been added. Blasphemous?…..possibly. Hilarious?……absolutely. Inappropriate?…..110%
Excellent. I was enraged! Then had a good good laugh.
I was about to go Super Saiyan
hysterical! :)
I was like, uh ok. chill. UNTIL UP, then I was like "what is the world is this?" Then I realized it was satire lol VERY well written!