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Johnathan Wintres's avatar

You had me until Up hahhah

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Gerry Box's avatar

🤣 most enjoyable Substack ever…I’m entering the Catholic Church this Easter and was beginning to wonder if I should go Eastern Orthodox before it was too late 🧐

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Joe Wilson's avatar

🤣 glad that this, at least, is only a phony stumbling block! Congrats on swimming the Tiber, we'll be praying for you this Easter!

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Gerry Box's avatar

Bless you !

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Bethany Doyle's avatar

Be Byzantine Catholic and be both.

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Gerry Box's avatar

Ah, to late Bethany, I have done the deed!

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Maxwell Bonanza's avatar

Lol you had me up until you got to Ratatouille. No way anyone could object to that movie!

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Franciscan Poet's avatar

My kids have long been grown, so I hadn't seen some of he first movies. But when I got to Ratatouille I knew it had to be an April Fools prank!

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Betsy's avatar

You 100% had me going (I didn’t like Soul or Inside Out) until you started in on Coco which I adore - good one, boys!!! Ya got me!

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Ceil Delaney's avatar

Good one! I was about to unsubscribe, until I got to the end!

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Kaleb Hammond's avatar

The first three were actually pretty accurate. lol Great work!

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Cap Stewart's avatar

Pixar: the studio Catholics should avoid most!

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T. Martin's avatar

I was so ready to battle you over Inside Out until the Up entry made me realize it was April Fools.

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Dominic Morlino's avatar

Terrific stuff😂 thank you for doing the work!

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Francis Reck's avatar

Definitely a head scratcher till I got to the end. I guess the St. Hilarius reference should have been a tip off. I shouldn’t read this kind of stuff before having my first cup of coffee. 😂

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Nikolas Bayuk's avatar

If it weren’t for the theme of kids movies, Dogma by Kevin Smith could have been added. Blasphemous?…..possibly. Hilarious?……absolutely. Inappropriate?…..110%

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Steve DeLaney's avatar

Excellent. I was enraged! Then had a good good laugh.

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jagged octopus's avatar

I was about to go Super Saiyan

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Joe H's avatar

hysterical! :)

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📚OnceUponADeadline's avatar

I was like, uh ok. chill. UNTIL UP, then I was like "what is the world is this?" Then I realized it was satire lol VERY well written!

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